1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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      For me, the answer to that is usually a little of column A, a little of column B. :laugh:
       
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  2. vincenzz

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    “… see ya later, Wally Gator!”
     
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      Ugh I’m losing my mind. I totally didn’t mean to post this here but in the nostalgia thread, whoops my bad.
       
      vincenzz, Aug 20, 2022
  3. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    So what's the jester planning on doing with that thorny crown he stole?
     
  4. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Maybe he'll drive his Chevy to the levee...
     
  5. hardlyfe

    hardlyfe Tyrannosaurus Sex

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    And maybe when it breaks he’ll have no place to stay
     
  6. latecomer91364

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    I just get a feeling that in a couple of years we're all going to start hearing the name Grover Cleveland quite a bit.

    But hey... I could be wrong.
     
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  7. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Cleaning tip...If you can't see it, must not be dirty!
    Meanwhile there's corn growing behind the couch
     
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  8. Prowler86

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    Why do I keep getting sinus headaches if the weather is warm :mad:
     
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      Dust maybe
       
      Jh2, Aug 22, 2022
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      Yeah dust is a big cause here, along with some plant pollen.
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 23, 2022
  9. Jh2

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    I don't want to go to Facebook
     
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  10. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Ha I didn't ya know why cause fuck that
     
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  11. Wazzaox

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    We had no internet for 6 hours today, yes I survived
     
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      Wow...can't remember when the last time that happened to me.
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      phxbi_bear80, Aug 23, 2022
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      That's a long time to be isolated from the rest of the world! :dead:
       
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  12. phxbi_bear80

    phxbi_bear80 Abu el Banat

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    Seven symbols chosen from a pool of 38 non-repeating candidates results in about 63 billion possible combinations.
     
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  13. Dirty jedi

    Dirty jedi Believe the hype Banned!

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    You better believe if I open a pack of bacon
    That bacon is being consumed
     
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  14. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    I’m at work , wondering why did they put me in time out again ? Lol lol lol lol What did I do now? Lol lol lol.
     
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      Did you pull a guy out of his machine again?
       
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      Not tonight I actually had a gentlemanly conversation with him tonight . Lol unexpected.
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 24, 2022
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      Maybe your boss is a member here and saw you post about the pressure cooker in Sexuality, and decided to put you on a time out. :p
       
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      Lol lol lol lol lol
       
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      Dee how’s that Thread doing lol lol lol lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 24, 2022
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  15. Paul33333

    Paul33333 Pleasure King

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    Was going fishing tomorrow but can’t sleep so I guess I will sleep in
     
  16. meatlover287

    meatlover287 Sex Machine

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    I woke up with a weird substance on my hand. Dark reddish, Brown, like dried up blood. Did I kill something in my sleep? Or just a mosquito who gave me a handjob(literally)?
     
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  17. Jh2

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    I want another boat did it work out the last five times I had a boat? Fuck no did I ever have time to use it nope. Was it a pain in the ass on many different levels? Yeah. Wonder what kind of boat I should get this time?
     
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      A row boat , no problems . I never have a single problem with My Canoe lol lol lol
       
      Truthful 1, Aug 25, 2022
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      I like those new plastic ones I want something small
       
      Jh2, Aug 25, 2022
  18. latecomer91364

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    So apparently, XNXX just got a brain tumor for about 10 minutes.

    Glad to see it's okay now...
     
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  19. Devilstouch

    Devilstouch Porn Surfer

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    Any one from east Texas